Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Rest in Pieces

In the Year of Our Lord Jesus Christ 2008, on March the 25, at 1255 Greenwich Mean Time, Johnny the Homicidal Oldsmobile gave forth its death rattle. After many years of noble and enduring service, he finally lost his battle against entropy and engine wear, developing a terminal low engine noise from the cylinders. Thus an erra ends. Rest well old friend, you've more then earned it.

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